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dddddan:

I may just get a knife, a saw, a chisel and some paracetamol and give myself cheekbones and a jawline tonight…

genius! *copies*

i can’t believe mccluskey dies, this has genuinely put a downer on my day.

i love it when asian girls make better looking white girls than white girls do.

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i’ve never really understood why (in some cases) to be gay and proud seems to be an embracing of a camp persona. you can be proud of your sexuality without it becoming part of your personality, or is ‘proud’ sometimes used as an excuse for flamboyancy?

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my boyfrann up in da club wid his echo falls like

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I’m legit going to open up my own business. Here’s the pitch.

“Pearl Harvest” - an endearing word play on the tragedy of Pearl Harbour that has no real relevance to the products, which is essentially pearl barley jewellery. It’s my own take on macaroni necklaces. The pearls figuratively not being precious pearls but rather made out of your favourite rice snack alternative.

Winning.

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i want a paper hat and an aftershave that smells like chip fat

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